Idk what’s going on

m-a-r-i-0-n-deactivated20200722:

altuzorra:

It’s all about cock. Every. Single. Thing.

sickmind fraud be like

arkham:
“ fishingboatproceeds:
“ As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot...

arkham:

fishingboatproceeds:

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

buncheeks:

bernie sanders tribute

nonon-jakuzure:

nonon-jakuzure:

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

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sirdarlig:
“*Kill Bill siren echoes ominously in the distance*
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sirdarlig:

*Kill Bill siren echoes ominously in the distance*

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

azeneth-mor:

chaoartwork:

tropic-mews:

tigersquash99:

itsaudreynotaubrey:

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.